Sir or Madame?
After losing most of my hair, I had my husband
finish the job by shaving the few stragglers off. One morning, we
decided to have breakfast out. After our meal, I used the ladies
room and upon leaving, I bumped into another woman wanting to use
the restroom. She did a double take and said, "Um... you're in
A few hours later, I was shopping at our local
health food store and an elderly man came up to me and asked if my
name was Gary! Then at the grocery store, the bag clerk called me
Sir when he asked if I'd like paper or plastic! Excuse me?
- Jan G., Yucca Valley, CA
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